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Kate, 31. Primarily a Captain Swan/Once Upon a Time blog with a side of whatever strikes my fancy.

I couldn't manage to be serious if I tried, so expect quite a bit of sarcasm when I dare to make the dreaded text post.

emmabuttercupswan:

Hello my precious fellow shippers,

I have a somewhat odd request to make of you. If you have a facebook, I’d love it if you could click here and like the photo. It’s a picture of two cats snuggling, and those adorable kitties are part of a contest right meow. Can you help them win? I would be SO APPRECIATIVE if y’all could help. Since I’m also nearing a follower milestone, after this contest is done, I’ll do a url giveaway, a follow forever, and special gifsets/icons/whatever for people who want them. Basically I’ll do whatever you want if you go like this photo haha.

Pleeease?

Thank you for your help! I really appreciate it.

Posted 7 hours ago on Sep 30th with 26 notes
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Tagged: #text post is texty #signal boost for the lovely anne
say-when-swans asked: 4, 45, & 53!!

4 - Gemini.  I’m a two faced son of a bitch.

45 - Good question.  I guess my favorite accent is from Sao Paulo.  It’s really quite lovely.

53 - You know this probably doesn’t count but I had a fantastic pizza in Paris and I’ve never forgotten it.  It had pineapple.  Delicious.

Ask me stuff and I will answer

Posted 7 hours ago on Sep 30th with 1 note
Tagged: #aaayyyy CSSS buddy! #inbox games #about me #say-when-swans

emmaduckling:

                       you have a  s i s t e r ,  you’re  n e v e r  gonna be  a l o n e

Posted 8 hours ago on Sep 30th with 115 notes
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Tagged: #not about to see your queue #4x01 #elsa #anna #super pretty

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  • 1. What is you middle name?
  • 2. How old are you?
  • 3. What is your birthday?
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  • 5. What is your favorite color?
  • 6. What's your lucky number?
  • 7. Do you have any pets?
  • 8. Where are you from?
  • 9. How tall are you?
  • 10. What shoe size are you?
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • 12. What was your last dream about?
  • 13. What talents do you have?
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  • 15. Favorite song?
  • 16. Favorite movie?
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
  • 18. Do you want children?
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?
  • 20. Are you religious?
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
  • 24. Baths or showers?
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  • 28. What type of music do you like?
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
  • 32. How big is your house?
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?
  • 36. Favorite clean word?
  • 37. Favorite swear word?
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  • 39. Do you have any scars?
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  • 41. Are you a good liar?
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  • 45. What is your favorite accent?
  • 46. What is your personality type?
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
  • 50. Left or right handed?
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?
  • 52. Favorite food?
  • 53. Favorite foreign food?
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  • 55. Most used phrased?
  • 56. Most used word?
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?
  • 62. Are you a good singer?
  • 63. Biggest Fear?
  • 64. Are you a gossip?
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
  • 68. Favorite school subject?
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  • 71. What makes you nervous?
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
  • 74. Are you ticklish?
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  • 79. Who was your first real crush?
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
  • 82. How fast can you type?
  • 83. How fast can you run?
  • 84. What color is your hair?
  • 85. What color is your eyes?
  • 86. What are you allergic to?
  • 87. Do you keep a journal?
  • 88. What do your parents do?
  • 89. Do you like your age?
  • 90. What makes you angry?
  • 91. Do you like your own name?
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
  • 94. What are you strengths?
  • 95. What are your weaknesses?
  • 96. How did you get your name?
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
  • 98. Do you have any scars?
  • 99. Color of your bedspread?
  • 100. Color of your room?

http://strudelsand-pies.tumblr.com/post/98848945105/he-tells-her-the-stories-of-his-scars-slowly

notreturnvoid:

strudelsand-pies:

He tells her the stories of his scars – slowly, carefully, with timid words and guarded movements. She watches as his eyes shudder and his body goes still – but then he takes her hands and she kisses his fingers and he gets through it. He’s strong – much stronger than her.

The first time he asks…

Hey these aren’t your words. They are
bemusedbicycle
's. Please do not steal her lovely words.
Posted 8 hours ago on Sep 30th with 7 notes
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Tagged: #text post is texty #whoah what? #not cool

sassyswaanprimary replied to your post “So I’m staring looking at picture of Hook’s chest for making gifs.  I…”

On it.

Bless you!!!  Your fics are awesome!

So I’m staring looking at picture of Hook’s chest for making gifs.  I wouldn’t simply sit and stare for no reason, because that would be weird and obsessive.  And it appears he will never take off his piratey necklace, which is rad because it’s cool.  But now I have a mighty need for smut with mentions of the necklace.  It seems like he’d wear it while doing the do with Emma.  This is important for a scientific research.  Yes.

lieutenantducklings:

                                                    i’m not bossy, i’m the q u e e n.

Posted 9 hours ago on Sep 30th with 163 notes
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Tagged: #not about to see your queue #4x01 #elsa #so pretty

Just who are y o u, Swan?
 Wouldn’t you like to know. 

Posted 10 hours ago on Sep 30th with 26 notes
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Tagged: #not about to see your queue #emma swan #i LOVE this #so well done